Feekees

Feekees is the act in which an incel man spends his evenings at home watching tv while eating pizza and masturbating feverishly instead of socializing with women.

“I Feekeesed so hard last night, that I blew my load onto the pepperoni pizza.”

by AnonymousJew2 May 18, 2022

Feekers Mountain

A magical mystical place to go feeking in Cavan

I'm chrishin on up to feekers mountain subla

by Jack Keyes May 28, 2011

feekeys

n. feces
v. to defecate in one's pants

"Dood, guillama's apartment smells like feekeys."
"I know man, he ate too much baby food, then he feekeyed his diaper."

by Law Boy July 22, 2004

feesees

How the special among us spell faeces/feces.

Bob: "Oh darn it, I got feesees all up the wall again."
Robert: "You scruffy fuck, you splattered the ceiling too."
Bob: "Oopsies."

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Feekes

Rude, lazy person who eats even when they aren't hungry. Considered a tease, but all they want is love. Tends to be depressed.

1. That girl is such a Feekes, thats her third milkshake.
2. Every typical teenage girl is some part Feekes!

by ricochethurts December 6, 2009

William Feeeesh

A car racer who lives in Keelung. Yellow Sheeeesh’s brother.

Yo William Feeeesh, gonna practice this afrernoon?

by Mr.Slug March 16, 2021

Feewees

A phase used to demean people who believe they are making a strong argument/ case but are only making an appeal to emotion, in particular when they are ButtHurt.

Ed "I'm sorry but what you said is REALLY offensive and you should think about what you did!"
Mark "Oh I'm sorry, sarcastically did I hurt your precious feewees?

Liberal "FUCK THE USA!"
Conservative "YOU UNPATRIOTIC LIBERAL FUCKERS SHOULD BE ROUND UP AND SHOT!"
Liberal "HAHA! FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOESN'T CARE FOR YOUR ButtHurt FEEWEES"

Conservative "I think we should have stronger immigration control.
SJW "FUCK YOU RACIST! YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE!"
Conservative "Calm down snowflake its just an opinion! Don't get all your feewees hurt now."

by TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy November 18, 2016