Feddle 

A fan of music classified as "metal".

I'm a big feddle fan, but besides I like indie bands.

Feddle by Adam Holmes December 16, 2008

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler 

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler by Finecky March 26, 2021

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."

Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!

fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

Fiddledicking 

To waste time, mess around, goof off.

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

Fiddledicking by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016

Diddle my fiddle 

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

Diddle my fiddle by iNfONATION January 28, 2014