fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil October 19, 2007

fiddlefuck

to waste time or to use time unwisely

I'm just fiddlefucking around

by D-Money November 29, 2004

fiddlefuck

Sitting around doing nothing.

"Stop Fiddlefucking, you are going to make us late!"

by ppssssffffttt September 22, 2009

fiddlefuck

A rapid succession of miscommunications between any number of people occupying the same physical space.

All right, this is a fiddlefuck of a conversation.

by kyleglenn October 14, 2011

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

FiddleFucker

An insult. Doesnt really mean much, though one can assume the person you accuse of being a fiddlefucker infact has sex with fiddles. The Troma movie Tromeo and Juliet made this word popular upon its release.

"Who, Jim? Yeah, that guy is a Fiddlefucker."

by Lophius November 01, 2005

Fiddlefuck

a. To mess ("up", or "around")

b. Foreplay

c. Variant of "fiddlestick", which is a substitute of the word "fuck" - used as an exclamation

You make your own damn example, I have no time to fiddlefuck...

except with my boyfriend >:3

by Will Shakes March 21, 2009