A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.

While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.

Alphonse: "Hey, Gaston! Is the copier up?"

Gaston: "Naw. Someone must of left the fecalator on."

fecalator by H. M. Meinschaftgefullenburger September 24, 2009

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Fedal

A tennis match between Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal. Usually a Grand Slam or Masters Series final

Fedtard: It's another Fedal at the Australian Open. Haha, Rafa scraped through in five against Verdasco in the SF. He's going to be limping against Roger in the final. Go Rogi!

Rafatard: Oh yeah! Put your money where your mouth is. I'm betting 100 quid! Vamos Rafa!

Fedal by tnosugar January 30, 2009

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fecalateral triangle

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.

Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

fecalateral triangle by Emergency911 December 9, 2016

fecalatio

giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver

blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio

fecalatio by stu lanely April 24, 2006

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fecalate

The act of excreting fecal matter out of ones anus. i.e. to shit

Man, I got to get to the bathroom before I fecalate in my pants.

fecalate by fracex January 24, 2007

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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