Fearsomnia

The inability to sleep due to fear. Can be caused by fear of the Dark, Night, and/or being vulnerable. usually occurs when a scary event happens such as an experience or a horror movie.

Person- "The movie Paranormal Activity gave me bad Fearsomnia. i was too scared to go to bed!"

by facegoogle September 2, 2013

Fartsomnia

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia

I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.

by The JBB July 15, 2009

fapsomnia

not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet

Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!

by fapsomniac April 5, 2011

Farsonian

A complex language, consisting of many consonants and vowels squished into words. Many Americans say that it sounds like Arabic, but that is simply because they are ignorant and never have bothered to learn Arabic. There is a certain pattern to forming the words, with is very confusing; the reason why people of the average brain intelligence (and even slightly above-average) have extreme difficulty understanding it. Farsonians speak it, and though it is common throughout most parts of the U.S and some parts of Kuwait, the actual formula for forming the words is usually not shared publicly.

Person 1: ji! zapav basaf b'wabahajof!
Person 2: ..what?
Person 1: I said, "hi, you are a vagine" in Farsonian.
Person 1: (.....)
Person 2: *Strides off intelligently*

by nabasaz March 18, 2008