Feable 

Idiotic spelling for the word "feeble," and not surprisingly defined as the same, exact meaning. "Feable" is usually used incorrectly online because of the phonetic similarities to "feeble."

See: wettie, count it, and soft

"That guy is so weak and feable. I'm also a dimwit."

Feable by Fuckpseudonymsss December 21, 2009

Feacle 

A combination of " fearless " and " fecal," meaning to take a shit that is fearless.

Erwin is insane. He dropped his pants and took a feacle right in the police station.

Feacle by Dragonwolf November 6, 2018

feeblecorn 

Extreme butt herpes when the blisters or legions start to take the appearance of moldy or expired corn.

I went on tinder last night just to find out that the girl I matched with from South Dakota had a moderate to severe case of feeblecorn on her asshole, so anal was then out of the question.

feeblecorn by SBGC Boys April 22, 2017

Facebook Fable

When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.

Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?

Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?

"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"

Facebook Fable by Bjarke January 16, 2008

fearless leader 

Joking refernce to one of the characters on the television cartoon Rocky and Bullwinkle. May be used to refer satiricly to one's boss or some other authority figure or someone who is in a leadership role.

I don't necessarily need to lead this hike. You can be fearless leader for a change,it's fine with me.

fearless leader by Edword August 2, 2006

the moral of the fable 

what one is supposed to learn, as in a fable, from a given incident or experience.

son: dad why was i taken to police station for public drunkenness, even if I didn't a bottle of alcohol on me?

father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.

the moral of the fable by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2013

Feeble burrito 

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.

Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!

Feeble burrito by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010