WindowLicker9000's definitions
A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Get the Turtle Manmug. The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
Get the Butt Hammeredmug. by WindowLicker9000 May 3, 2010
Get the Sack Jockeymug. 1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.
2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Get the Butt Crogmug. A motorcycle helmet. Specifically the kind that just covers the top of your head. They are mostly sported by riders on top of a American brand motorcycle, chiefly, Harley Davidson.
Hey Pete, good thing you were wearing your brain pan when that car slammed you. Your face is a mess but at least you can think straight!
by WindowLicker9000 April 11, 2010
Get the brain panmug. A synonym for ghetto booty. When a lady has an ass large and protruding enough to stand up the entire framed family picture album on.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
Get the dump assmug. The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.
While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"
It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.
It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"
It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.
It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
Get the Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000mug.