FBing

FBing or FaceBooking: verb. The act of Facebooking

I was fired for FBing at work.

FBing by MrTC October 23, 2008

Fbing

Free balling, wearing pants or sweats without underwear, usually done for maximum comfort for males, not usually females

Guy num 1: Dude I'm totally fbing right now
Guy num 2: Dude that sounds so comfortable *highfives*

Fbing by Nananaeners September 2, 2021

Crunk FBing

The act of getting drunk and then posting outlandish and regrettable comments and or status'.

Similar to "drunk dialing"

"the telegraph is the best invention ever"

"No buddy, that would be a beer dispensing blowjob machine"

"Man chris i told you to stop Crunk FBing"

Crunk FBing by TheScenario April 9, 2010

drunk fbing 

yet another cousin to the drunk dial and the drunk text, drunk fbing or facebooking involves getting completely blasted and typing in things you did not mean to on your facebook status.

one example of drunk fbing involves typing in somebody's name into the status field instead of the search field and posting it for everyone in your network to see. e.g. John Smith Cathy Jones.

drunk fbing by CharTypesGrant Bruursma August 16, 2009

Mexican Finger 

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Jr finger pointer joyner 

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.

Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

Jr finger pointer joyner by lord of hell June 18, 2010

Trump Finger 

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.

Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".

Trump Finger by Illegitimate President Trump January 29, 2017