Faxal

Group of people/ friends who have one thing in common, they only spit fax

Wow, ous is very good looking, he must be a faxal
The zingz and the megz are very confident, da mandem look faxal

by Shelbouzy January 14, 2022

Fatal ejaction

The fist time you ejaculate after a vasectomy. It's long awaited along with fear that it might be the most pain you have ever felt in your life.

It felt like I was playing Russian roulette with the first "fatal ejaction" after a vasectomy.

by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

Fatal fumble

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked

I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.

by Summerbees May 24, 2011

fanalysis

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other

Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay

by whattheclubpenguin August 11, 2016

feelings are fatal

when your inner feelings for someone are so dangerous and may cause chaos that you keep it hidden and hurt yourself (please dont keep your feelings hidden no matter how bad they are)

idk what to put here but i hope you feel better soon and remember feelings arent fatal if anyone says feelings are fatal then their shit

by urmomwooo August 11, 2021

faalsandaal

The faalsandaal (meaning fail sandal in english) is the reward you get when you fail at the PK bomber mode in bomberman generation. as the name says it tells you that you kinda suck and fail in the game.

the faalsandaal isnt just the item you get, but also can be used as name.

"PK bomber" (example of bomberman)

"you failed" (picture of the faalsandaal apairs in screen)

(playing with friends) (example of name)
Friend: damnit!
you: lol your such a faalsandaal you failed at PK bomber!!

or

You: you cant beat that level op pokemon? your such a faalsandaal!

by Almighty Harry September 23, 2009