fauxmantic

Similar to "romantic", but an incredibly fake version. Someone who is fauxmantic goes through all the motions of romance but isn't serious about any of them.

Girl 1: I just went on the most fauxmantic date last night!

Girl 2: Yeah?

Girl 1: Yeah! Dinner and a movie was just some Jack in the Box and sneaking into a drive through...

fauxmantic by Youthful Wisdom December 6, 2005

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fauxmoticon

An emoticon used in a message where the sender does not truly feel the emotion referenced

Katie doesn't really feel that way, that was just a fauxmoticon in that message!

fauxmoticon by JJJingleheimerschmidt April 26, 2016

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fauxmantic • Fauxganic • fauxmoticon

Fauxganic

A product that claims to be organic but is not certified organic.

I wouldn't buy that, it's uncertified organic. It's fauxganic.

Fauxganic by TheLock October 25, 2011

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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