(Pronounced 'foe man)
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
by Belch Queen December 2, 2018
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people that may fall under this catagory are:
Drag queens
Transexuals
and ordinary men that wear make-up for fun
Drag queens
Transexuals
and ordinary men that wear make-up for fun
by agent G.Q (glitter queen) and agent fag hag March 21, 2005
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A fauxminist would say that degrading women is bad...then call various women "bitches", "sluts", etc.
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words that resemble profanity but you aren't using cuss, curse or swear words.
words that resemble profanity but you aren't using cuss, curse or swear words.
Fauxfanity includes using...
"freak" or "frik" instead of "fuck"
"darn" instead of "damn"
"heck" instead of "hell"
"shoot" or "crap" instead of "shit"
"butt" or "arse" instead of "ass"
"betch" instead of "bitch"
"B.S." instead of "bullshit"
"freak" or "frik" instead of "fuck"
"darn" instead of "damn"
"heck" instead of "hell"
"shoot" or "crap" instead of "shit"
"butt" or "arse" instead of "ass"
"betch" instead of "bitch"
"B.S." instead of "bullshit"
by Donez January 28, 2006
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Get the fauxmance mug.(fo-mo) A person who is often mistaken for a homosexual or purposefully misleads others of their homosexuality.
by Frumpkin October 4, 2007
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A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.
A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.
The other day, John posted the stupidest status about how much he loves Suzy, even though he's a closeted homosexual who has sex with me behind her back. I made a fauxment that said, "Oh yeah?! If you love Suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and fucked me senseless?"
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