(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
by john the heeb January 2, 2010
Get the Fauxlatio mug.(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.
After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.
My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.
My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.
by The_Joneses September 28, 2008
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We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.
by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010
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Is a photo framed using the same dimensions as the Polaroid format.
A photo framed to look like an old Polaroid.
Is a photo framed using the same dimensions as the Polaroid format.
A photo framed to look like an old Polaroid.
by M Haanel December 3, 2006
Get the Fauxlaroid mug.A relationship that isn't a "real" relationship (i.e. "We're going out. You are my --- and I am your ---"), but attempts to carry on as one, albeit half-heartedly, despite this fact.
Note: this is not the same as people who define their relationship as an "open relationship", as fauxlationships lack sturdy titles of any sort.
This is similar to FWB, except that the "couple" pretends to be more exclusive than they actually are. They may go on "fauxdates" with each other (like a romantic outing to McDonalds). They don't want to commit actual time and money to go on real DATE dates, but they want to occasionally pretend to do so (usually for the sake of one partner's feelings). They might entertain the idea of being in a real relationship with one another, but the idea never comes to fruition.
Fauxlationships almost always carry on for much longer than they need to, and frequently lead to messy "faux-breakups" (wherein it feels like a break up, but they shouldn't be so upset, because they were never actually dating in the first place).
Note: this is not the same as people who define their relationship as an "open relationship", as fauxlationships lack sturdy titles of any sort.
This is similar to FWB, except that the "couple" pretends to be more exclusive than they actually are. They may go on "fauxdates" with each other (like a romantic outing to McDonalds). They don't want to commit actual time and money to go on real DATE dates, but they want to occasionally pretend to do so (usually for the sake of one partner's feelings). They might entertain the idea of being in a real relationship with one another, but the idea never comes to fruition.
Fauxlationships almost always carry on for much longer than they need to, and frequently lead to messy "faux-breakups" (wherein it feels like a break up, but they shouldn't be so upset, because they were never actually dating in the first place).
She and I have a lot in common. We go to the same school, we like the same band, we have a class together. We hang out at each other's houses, and we occasionally have sex. I want to date her, but she doesn't LIKE like me, and doesn't want to get tied down. We'll rent movies sometimes, but she doesn't want to go out in public with me in case anybody thinks we're actually going out. I would complain about our fauxlationship, but at least it's sort of like having quality time with her.
by Aschedjidoi December 4, 2010
Get the Fauxlationship mug.A temporary relationship to relieve emptiness caused by the lack of a real relationship. Also used to describe relationships with no commitment. Not a very responsible idea.
by Mark Sebastian October 10, 2004
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