10 definitions by john the heeb
(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
by john the heeb January 2, 2010
1.Noun: The point at which the tip of the penis enters the vagina.
2.Verb: The act of putting the tip of the penis into the vagina.
3. The promise you make during 3rd base.
i.e. " I'll only put the tip in."
2.Verb: The act of putting the tip of the penis into the vagina.
3. The promise you make during 3rd base.
i.e. " I'll only put the tip in."
" Stacey, baby,I don't think we are ready to have sex either, I just want to tip in, and then I'll pull away, that's all. Promise"
by john the heeb January 2, 2009
Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.
A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen I smelled a nasty fart"
"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
by john the heeb January 16, 2009
Any large gathering where people are packed in extremely tightly.
A location which has too many people for the available space.
A location which has too many people for the available space.
"Hey Eric this subway car is insanly packed, I cant breathe in here"
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"
"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"
"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."
by john the heeb April 30, 2009
A woman attractive only be the standars of the mostly male, mostly geek filled Information Technology sector.
A average looking woman who instantly becomes more attractive as she is one of the few women in a male dominated I.T. working environment.
A average looking woman who instantly becomes more attractive as she is one of the few women in a male dominated I.T. working environment.
"Dude, that chick is a 10" - Sam
"Take a look at this room bro, she's the only one who has boobs and doesn't program in Pearl... she's I.T. hot, but in the real world a 4 at most "- John
"Take a look at this room bro, she's the only one who has boobs and doesn't program in Pearl... she's I.T. hot, but in the real world a 4 at most "- John
by john the heeb February 4, 2012
Mike, you up for staying up all night to be the 1st in line for the new Star Trek movie?
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
by john the heeb December 6, 2008
"Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
by john the heeb March 5, 2009