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Fauxicism 

A false toughness defined by machismo and self-imposed isolation. The fauxic lives a life of constant, perceived persecution or threat without a fully formed sense of self. Fauxicism is marked by a projected carapace of imperturbability and lonely burden-carrying, though this may dissolve into snowflakery when the fauxic's sense of honor or respect is impinged.
Drinking yourself into an early grave to avoid talking to someone isn’t tough or edgy, it’s fauxicism.

There is upper-case Stoicism, lower-case stoicism, and then there is Fauxicism, the lowest-case stoicism.
Fauxicism by dixonkoontz October 2, 2020
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Mask-wearing, frequent hand washing, social distancing and avoiding large gatherings of people in an effort to stop the spread of COVID-19 among the populace. Named after Infectious Disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Expecting me to wear a mask, wash my hands and socially distancing takes away my freedom. It’s the downright tyranny of Faucism!
Faucism by Semolina Pilchard October 30, 2020
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"Science" by decree in service of a favored political narrative. Relies heavily on modelling and cherry picking data to support the predetermined conclusion, while using institutions of power to suppress and censor actual scientific inquiry and debate. Basically Lysenkoism.
Faucism is an impediment to scientific progress.
Faucism by Sum-Yung-Gai June 22, 2022

Fauciism 

Continually demanding draconian and largely ineffective health safety measures despite any economic consequences.
The restauranteur was adamant that requiring people to wear two masks while eating was nothing more than fauciism at its finest.
Fauciism by Avenger2.0 April 20, 2021

fauxicidal 

Someone who threatens to commit suicide but everyone knows that they won't do it. They are just trying to manipulate a situation or person and/or to get attention.
Jaime is acting a fool again. She going fauxicidal to keep her boyfriend from leaving her.
fauxicidal by MaPiDo August 31, 2016

fauxcasm 

Pronounced FO-casm

When someone says something completely retarded and/or stupid and then tries to pass off the statement as being sarcastic, only making them seem even more stupid. Can also be used to mask ignorance/faggotry.

It can be hard to distinguish from actual sarcasm, a good way to tell is if the statement was even remotely funny to begin with, or just plain insensetive.
A: I think 'twin days' at school are just stupid. I think the administration just wants to promote conformity and have everyone be the same.
B: Well, I always I thought it was just a way to spice up school life for a day. It's better than nothing.
A: Yeah, I was, uh.. I was being sarcastic.
B: That there is some pretty straight-up fauxcasm.

C: You did pretty terrible on that Science test, bro. 45%, are you retarded? I mean seriously. How could you have possible failed when the class average was 90%. Dumb shit.
D: Fuck you, my grandma died last night after a week in the hospital with brain cancer, I didn't have enough time to study. What with visiting her in her last few days and all. She didn't even recognize me! *cries*
C: I was being sarcastic.
D: Fuck you and your fauxcasm.
fauxcasm by kikiri May 21, 2009

Fauciism 

Loathsome, moral and ethical behavior with no regard for human life or human freedom for personal gain.
Hitler had a fauciism ideology towards the Jewish people.
Fauciism by RDVS February 3, 2022
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