fauxcasm 

Pronounced FO-casm

When someone says something completely retarded and/or stupid and then tries to pass off the statement as being sarcastic, only making them seem even more stupid. Can also be used to mask ignorance/faggotry.

It can be hard to distinguish from actual sarcasm, a good way to tell is if the statement was even remotely funny to begin with, or just plain insensetive.

A: I think 'twin days' at school are just stupid. I think the administration just wants to promote conformity and have everyone be the same.
B: Well, I always I thought it was just a way to spice up school life for a day. It's better than nothing.
A: Yeah, I was, uh.. I was being sarcastic.
B: That there is some pretty straight-up fauxcasm.

C: You did pretty terrible on that Science test, bro. 45%, are you retarded? I mean seriously. How could you have possible failed when the class average was 90%. Dumb shit.
D: Fuck you, my grandma died last night after a week in the hospital with brain cancer, I didn't have enough time to study. What with visiting her in her last few days and all. She didn't even recognize me! *cries*
C: I was being sarcastic.
D: Fuck you and your fauxcasm.

fauxcasm by kikiri May 21, 2009

fauxgasm 

The fake orgasm that women often resort to in order to (a) make their significant other feel like more of a man, or (b) speed up the process of unpleasant intercourse.

Jeff was trying all this borderline-homo stuff last night so I launched the fauxgasm.

I wanted to catch the Daily Show before it went off so I had to resort to a fauxgasm.

fauxgasm by Anaiis March 9, 2009

fauxgasm 

An alternate for faking it.

If you weren't into it, you weren't into it. Don't give me a fucking fauxgasm.

fauxgasm by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

fauxcast

Fauxcasting is the practice (some would say the art) of creating a revenue or sales forecast to meet some predefined number, rather than actually building it up from assumptions on the market or marketing plan. A fauxcast differs from a forecast in that it attempts to create the future rather than predict it.

Well, engineering missed the ship date, so we're going to have to spend all day updating the sales fauxcast to make the goal without new features.

fauxcast by limeduck April 8, 2010

Fauxgasm 

When a woman tires of lame sex with her lover, a fauxgasm allows her to get things over in a timely fashion as to facilitate her escape.

I was layin the lumber on my girlfriend, when she fauxgasmed, rolled off me, then split.

Fauxgasm by PicklingTheBeast August 14, 2009

Fauxgasm 

When a person, usually a woman, fakes an orgasm during intercourse. Often times to just end the sexual process or make their significant other feel significant

Damn it frank, it was just a fauxgasm you're nothing special!

Fauxgasm by ffforest February 17, 2012

fauxgasm 

When taking care of your own "business" you experience an orgasm so tame it almost isn't real. On an orgasm scale from 1-5 where 5 is a mind-blowing one, a fauxgasm is barely a 1.

Last night I took care of business as a way to relax before falling asleep and all I got out of it was a fauxgasm.

fauxgasm by HAF47 May 12, 2011