9 definitions by Semolina Pilchard

Coup-koo

Fear of a real or imagined coup d’etat to such a degree that it causes madness.

Totally freaked out by the Impeachment inquiry initiated by the House, Donald Trump has gone completely Coup-koo.

by Semolina Pilchard October 11, 2019

Faucism

Mask-wearing, frequent hand washing, social distancing and avoiding large gatherings of people in an effort to stop the spread of COVID-19 among the populace. Named after Infectious Disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Expecting me to wear a mask, wash my hands and socially distancing takes away my freedom. It’s the downright tyranny of Faucism!

by Semolina Pilchard October 30, 2020

Trumpological liar

Someone who habitually tells ridiculously easily proven lies.

Nevermind Representative Swift, Martians didn’t actually land in his district; he’s just a Trumpological liar

by Semolina Pilchard March 11, 2020

MAGAts

Donald Trump loyalists

MAGAts will defend their hero Trump regardless of the damage it does to American democracy .

by Semolina Pilchard February 19, 2018

itchy stick

Back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have a spot on my back I can’t reach.

by Semolina Pilchard May 27, 2020

itchy stick

A back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have spot in my back I can’t reach.

by Semolina Pilchard May 27, 2020

Dumpster driving

Someone driving a car that has an interior visibly packed with trash and miscellaneous junk.

Did you see that dude dumpster driving down Main St. in that puke green ‘85 Chevy Cavalier?

by Semolina Pilchard September 18, 2018