Fatppetite

Having an appetite for only fattening food, such as cake, cookies, icecream and anything that makes you fat.

My great FATPPETITE always makes me eat the food that is least healthy and most fattening!

Fatppetite by annieoakley July 15, 2018

Fappetite

N.

The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Fatetite 

(n) (Fa-Teh-Tite) Having an insatiable appetite like that of a fatty.

Mikhael is exhibiting full blown fatetite having eaten a giant portion of mac & cheese, half a bag of doritos, 3 sodas, pho and half a valentine's cake all in one day.

Fatetite by i dunno iono oreo February 16, 2010

Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015

fappetite

A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.

"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."

fappetite by IsThisNameTakenToo? May 3, 2008

fappatite

Hunger for fapping (i.e. horniness)

It has been so long since I have been laid, my fappatite is through the roof!

fappatite by Hungry Hipposaur March 11, 2014

fappetizer 

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.

Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.

fappetizer by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010