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N.

The desire to fap.
I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.
Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005
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Fatetite 

(n) (Fa-Teh-Tite) Having an insatiable appetite like that of a fatty.
Mikhael is exhibiting full blown fatetite having eaten a giant portion of mac & cheese, half a bag of doritos, 3 sodas, pho and half a valentine's cake all in one day.
Fatetite by i dunno iono oreo February 16, 2010
A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.
"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."
The appetite you work up after fapping for several hours. A fappetite can only occur after fapping for at least an hour straight...
I worked up a mean fappetite after my session ended..

Johnny worked up a fappetite after masturbating furiously for several hours.
fappetite by fappatite sammich March 13, 2014
Fappetite,(noun), one's desire to masterbate.
"Once the butterface turned towards him, he lost his fappetite."
fappetite by Ray Charles Barkley February 25, 2017

Losing your Fappetite 

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.
“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”
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