I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Person 1: Dude, last night I was watching some porn and jerking it, then during my vinegar strokes I saw the virgin Mary appear on a wall behind the midgets.
Person 2: Whoa, you got yourself a fapparition right there!