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Fatherlessness 

Hey, you know what ALSO coincides with the average income by race?
Hym "You see it, right? The fatherlessness rate by race... Coincides with with the average income by race (inversely)... Which ALSO COINCIDES... With the average DICK SIZE by race! They're just fucking the fat-cocks indiscriminately! Look at this fucking guy I work with... He looks like Taylor Swifts stalker. The literal difference between being Taylor Swifts stalker and fucking all the women is a fat-cock. It's literally that. Critical fat-cock theory: The ultimate and most-correct dating theory! And then they run out of fat-cocks... And they're like 'WhErE dId AlL tHe GoOd mEn Go!?' 😭 (👈right there is the fat-cock withdrawal)"

Wahmen "Well maybe if you give me access to all of your money... Indefinitely... And continue to do that even if I stop fucking you... THEN... Then I'll fuck you..."

Hym "Nope! Not happening bitch! You get the fuck right up out of here with that shit! You need to fuck. And then you can have a wage proportional to performing the task. Correct again bitch! Correct again!"
Fatherlessness by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Fatherlessness 

A euphemism for 'Not having authority over men who aren't willing to be one of my sycophants.'
Hym "And whose fault is the fatherlessness crisis? Is it 7 baby mama Kat Williams' fault? Is it 7 baby mama Elon's fault? Or is it 0 baby mama Hym Iam's fault? Is Elon a piece of shit, Jordan? For contributing to the fatherlessness? No? Isn't just incumbent on everyone else to not even want to do that and it isn't the fault of the guys who actually did it and they don't have to do anything right? Society has to cater to the fat cock retards because if we don't then there is a fatherlessness crisis."
Fatherlessness by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

fatherlessgenshinchild

a person with no father that plays genshin impact for a living and thinks its cool to flex virtual bitches
Andrew: "That person is a fatherlessgenshinchild"
Joey: "No I am not"

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026