Fatai 

the best person to be around and the realest person alive. Shy sometimes but not all the time. Charming and will never let you down(unless you let him down). Basically the one everyone loves.

You are such a Fatai.

You are s Fatai

Fatai by loikjuhygt September 5, 2010

Fatai 

fatai is being honest, trustworthy,having integrity and good qualities and moral

Every guy has to be more fatai to be any girl's boyfriend
Please leave you aren't fatai enough to be my P. A

Fatai by @DàBoss February 7, 2020

Fatai 

The act of deceiving or slying someone for personal satisfaction or gain.

Look at him go, he is about to FATAI us

Fatai by Man u is trash June 29, 2023

Fatal ejaction 

The fist time you ejaculate after a vasectomy. It's long awaited along with fear that it might be the most pain you have ever felt in your life.

It felt like I was playing Russian roulette with the first "fatal ejaction" after a vasectomy.

Fatal ejaction by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

Fatal fumble 

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked

I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.

Fatal fumble by Summerbees May 24, 2011

femme fatale 

An extremely intelligent, attractive and seductive woman who has a tendency to use men in many ways either for sex, money, help, attention, support. She never falls in love with a man, but rather uses him and takes the advantages that he gives her. Usually her heart is already broken and incapable of love and intimacy because of her dark past and troubling history. She might have loved once and trusted someone but was betrayed and failed at and her deceptions of the past left irrevocable scars. She is amazing in bed and at all the arts of seduction but she only gives her body never her heart. She has lost all hope in menkind and does no longer believe in happy endings. She learned the hard way: her dark past taught her too well, she'll never make the same mistake twice.

Eva Green was a real femme fatale in casino royal, poor Mr. Bond.

femme fatale by penriver June 24, 2016

Faptain

Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.

Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*

Faptain by Bazrael October 19, 2014