Faptain

Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.

Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*

Faptain by Bazrael October 19, 2014

Faptain

The captain that help people find the name of sexy girls so they can fap

random guy: "faptain, i need her name for research purpose!"
Faptain:"Baeley Jay, *faps away*"

Faptain by lilpigfuck November 24, 2014

Faptain

A captain that leads a group of fappers to their next porn video.

Hogan was a great faptain for his friends.

Faptain by Hogster November 20, 2017

faptain

A person that faps way too much.

Person 1: Wow, that Mcquiston sure is a faptain. I heard he jerks off every night.

Person 2: Not as bad as that Nick kid.

faptain by nimanimanimanimanimanima November 2, 2010

Fapaint 

Faint while painting or fap while painting.

Painter: (lying on the floor with white paint spilled all over)

Daughter: (Opens the door) AAh!!!! DAD this painter fapainted!!

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Painter : (Fapping and painting the wall at the same time)

Daughter : WTF is he doing daddy????

Dad : That's an art!!! it is called as fapainting.... :)

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Fapaint by 7208118281 January 4, 2012

fantainer 

a unit of packaging one identifies with a valued business or cause and thus cherishes beyond its objective worth.

I brought my i-pod home in an Apple fantainer; a champaign bottle left over from ones wedding party

fantainer by Steven W. E. July 23, 2007

fataintench 

The name for something moist, festering, and durfilicious.

Dirtbag 1: It sure is hot and humid out today!

Dirtbag 2: it's moister than a fataintench! Let's get a large milkshake!

fataintench by Durf27 June 9, 2021