FatApples 

If someone has a really giant butt or face

My mum has Fatapples

FatApples by RORSTAR June 7, 2019

fanapple 

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

fanapple by arb January 17, 2013

fapplesauce 

substance created in the fap factory

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory

fapplesauce by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009

Flapples 

Flappy Nipples

Wow... did you ever see the Flapples on Simon Cowell? DISGUSTING!

Flapples by Saralee78 December 17, 2011

Johnny Fappleseed 

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.

Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.

Johnny Fappleseed by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg

"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"

Fartapples by el reeko January 14, 2010

FrappleSmack 

A Terrible thing that two gay lovers do together where one male inserts his DING DONG SLONG into another mans ear and cums violently until the other man's brain is effect by it leading to his death.

My Friend Nate likes to FrappleSmack random guys he meets.

FrappleSmack by Germanic November 10, 2012