Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg

"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"

by el reeko January 14, 2010

FrappleSmack

A Terrible thing that two gay lovers do together where one male inserts his DING DONG SLONG into another mans ear and cums violently until the other man's brain is effect by it leading to his death.

My Friend Nate likes to FrappleSmack random guys he meets.

by Germanic November 10, 2012

Frapplestack

The feeling that something is crawling on you until you touch it.

After spotting the cobwebs on my ceiling I swear a frapplestack of spiders was on me.

by Cerrinos September 15, 2011

FatApples

If someone has a really giant butt or face

My mum has Fatapples

by RORSTAR June 7, 2019

fastapplcs

fastapplcs is a boy named landon who edits on vs and ae. but he really fucking smells.. someone needs to tell him to shower

hey do you know @fastapplcs? i heard he’s that kid that smells!
hell yeah i do, he smells like shit

by Amana September 29, 2019