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Fat-slap 

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.
John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.
Fat-slap by J-Sox August 2, 2009
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fat slap 

The sound caused by fat slapping against eachother when two fat people have sexual intercourse.
There was some serious fat slapping going on in the bunk next to me at fat camp.
fat slap by Ashleigh Bennett February 16, 2006

Fat Slap 

Vb. fat slapped, fat slap.ping
1. To strike the forehead of another with the flat plane made by the fingers as they are pressed outright and together making a loud, high pitched noise.

N. Fat Slap
1. The act of fat slapping
2. The sound made by such a blow
The boy fat slapped his friend, embarassing him greatly in front of the group.
Fat Slap by unbornchickenvoices January 9, 2006

National slap a fat person day 

on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say
Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !

Slap that big fat ass week 

May 8th-May 14th is national slap that big fat ass week
James: “Bro did you hear todays May 8th it’s national slap that big fat ass week.”
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*

fat slappy 

The art of getting an amazing kill in a FPS, for example a head shot, quick scope, or something completely absurd and shouldn't of been able to happen. Or, in other words, yeeting that bitch so hard they get completely erased from existence.
"Hey Ben, did you see that fat slappy i hit with Ela's shotgun?"
"No, but did you see the fat slappy I hit with Doc?"
fat slappy by daedra231 December 3, 2018

Fat Slapper 

Skinny man who likes to get intimate with primarily heavy set women well above his weight.
Wow, Johnny was with Casey last year now he's with Brittany, what a fat Slapper.
Fat Slapper by OGTed November 8, 2015
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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