Fartginity (noun) - The act of farting in front of a significant other in a relationship, thereby losing a sense of dignity and being vulnerable to emotional exposure.
Macy: "Scott dumped me last week, but I never lost my fartginity in front of him."
Ali: "At least he never took that from you!"
John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.