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Fartginity 

Fartginity (noun) - The act of farting in front of a significant other in a relationship, thereby losing a sense of dignity and being vulnerable to emotional exposure.
Macy: "Scott dumped me last week, but I never lost my fartginity in front of him."
Ali: "At least he never took that from you!"
Fartginity by Apple Pie and Bacon December 25, 2012

friginity 

similar to virginity, except it only takes one makeout to lose it.
"woah what happened to her? she used to be so shy"
"yeah, she lost her friginity"
friginity by ahemitsme March 18, 2010

fartility 

The state or quality of producing, or capability of producing copious amounts of flatulence.
John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
fartility by jks_ April 22, 2013
That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(
Fartunity by Sassygassy January 8, 2014

Friginity 

Making out for the first time.

Like losing your virginity, only it is the state of not being frigid instead of not being a virgin.
*Boy and girl snog for the first time*

Boy 1: Yeah I snogged my girl for the first time yesterday
Boy 2: You mean you lost your friginity?!
Friginity by Becka :L xx January 24, 2011

firginity 

Term used to describe whether not a guy has fingered or not. Much like virginity, only with fingering.
guy 1: i lost my firginity last night to jessica :D

guy 2 : nice man!!
firginity by QuantumMuffin December 30, 2009