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fartstance 

That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.
Look at that fartstance, there’s no question he has terrible gas!
fartstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018

flirtulance 

A cross between the word flirt and flatulence. The intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. It is then released in a massive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.
I took her out for dinner to a Mexican restaurant. The date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.
flirtulance by jeffiet September 1, 2011

fatulence 

Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...
As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.
fatulence by Textacle May 16, 2008

fambulance 

The use of family or friends for a ride to the hospital in leu of an ambulance as to not alert the authorites why you are going. Often times, family/friends will leave after dropping you off.
After this guy was shot by his cousin in the leg, he was transported by fambulance to the nearest ER.
fambulance by pikefish February 12, 2009

Fratulence 

The resulting odour when frat boys gather for any lengthy period of time in a confined space. Typically the smell is a combination of farts, body odour, stale beer and weed.
The fratulence coming from Steve's dorm room after his all-night poker party made the fourth floor of Brockington House smell like a sewer.
Fratulence by Winnipeg Man May 15, 2014

fratulence 

The ungodly air of rank beer farts at a fraternity party.
Fratulence Fridays: avoid.
fratulence by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015