A cross between the word flirt and flatulence. The intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. It is then released in a massive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.

I took her out for dinner to a Mexican restaurant. The date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.

flirtulance by jeffiet September 1, 2011

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fatulence

Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...

As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.

fatulence by Textacle May 16, 2008

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fambulance

The use of family or friends for a ride to the hospital in leu of an ambulance as to not alert the authorites why you are going. Often times, family/friends will leave after dropping you off.

After this guy was shot by his cousin in the leg, he was transported by fambulance to the nearest ER.

fambulance by pikefish February 12, 2009

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Fratulence

The resulting odour when frat boys gather for any lengthy period of time in a confined space. Typically the smell is a combination of farts, body odour, stale beer and weed.

The fratulence coming from Steve's dorm room after his all-night poker party made the fourth floor of Brockington House smell like a sewer.

Fratulence by Winnipeg Man May 15, 2014

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fratulence

The ungodly air of rank beer farts at a fraternity party.

Fratulence Fridays: avoid.

fratulence by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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