Fartuging

When a fart is so immense or relieving that you have to moan when you let it out.

After that bean casserole last night, Mary was fartuging BAD, dude. It made me uncomfortable.

by Extremely tall midget August 4, 2024

B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.

After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.

"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."

by Tarbaby III March 9, 2007

Fattuzing

Definition 1:
To boost to an extreme level.

Definition 2:
To exagerate beyond belief.

Definition 3:
To tell a lie

Example 1:
DA Boiz: Yo chris you fucked some girl in the club.

Christian: What? Oh yeah! Yeah man. Fuck. Y-y-ooo she was screaming my name so loud everyone cheeered Chris when I came out. Maan I was so drunk on ciroc and grey goose like fuck.

DA Boiz: How was it?

Christian: Yo man like.... It was so great.

DA Boiz: Come on..... Stop Fattuzing.

Chrisi Cmon man, i'm right here.

Example 2:

Lightskin: Hey man I have NBA 2K14.

Corny: Really bahd? When did you get it?

Lightskin: Well I don't actually have it yet... But li...

Corny: FATTUZ!

by St.Paul March 26, 2013

Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.

Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.

by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016

farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).

"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

by captainlarry February 8, 2010

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson

A hot guy

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

by IzzerYes April 16, 2022