fartstipated
fartstipated by |\/|477 January 12, 2009
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fartstipated
adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.
adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.
stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.
adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.
stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.
fartstipated by alibree March 23, 2005
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fartstipated
fartstipated by 1023654 February 23, 2009
Frustipated
Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.
Frustipated by McDad March 18, 2010
Fartipated
Like constipated. But... fartipated.
You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?
Hence fartipated.
Hence fartipated.
Fartipated by watermelongirl August 18, 2009
fartstipation
Where you got real bad gas.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.
PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.
PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.
fartstipation by CaptainHoyles October 20, 2008
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