fartstipation

Where you got real bad gas.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.

PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.

aw man i felt shit all day, i got rusty water, shingles and fartstipation

by CaptainHoyles October 20, 2008

Fartstipation

Like constipation, only instead of not being able to poop, you can't seem to be able to push out that fart

Man I sure am fartstipated right now...I hate fartstipation.

by SparklySprinkles December 30, 2016

fartipation

When you are bloated and need to fart but can’t.

I feel bloated and really need to fart but I can’t. I think I have fartipation.

by Sheep on fire March 9, 2018

farticipation

to fart out loud in front of a bunch of people.

- prrrrrrffffffff
- Nice farticipation, Billy!

by Laggarto April 18, 2014