Fatsthma 

When you're so damned fat you claim you have asthma, but if only you put down that donut and went for a jog you would be ok

Grandma put that donut down. You don't want fatsthma

Fatsthma by youneak August 9, 2017

Fartsthma 

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze

Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma

Fartsthma by Jesseh May 12, 2016

Fatasthma attack 

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath

i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.

Fatasthma attack by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017

fasthma 

A term used to describe fat people with asthma.

"Hey! Do you wanna go for a jog?"

"No, I can't. My fasthma is acting up!"

"Uhh, I think I'm gonna go eat a twinkie."

fasthma by Jump_girl_jump May 19, 2006

Fatstimate 

To estimate the level of fat in a person, animal, or other object that might contain lard, lumpish, or tubby properties.

$1750 divided by $5? That means you're like... 800 pounds! (Or something like that. I'm too lazy to do maths right now). I guess for now I can just fatstimate it.

Fatstimate by nonrate August 31, 2018

Fagsthma

My gay “mental illness”

My fagsthma is acting up

Fagsthma by Little Charlie Ray August 6, 2024