Fatsthma
When you're so damned fat you claim you have asthma, but if only you put down that donut and went for a jog you would be ok
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Fatasthma attack
Fatasthma attack by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017
fasthma
"Hey! Do you wanna go for a jog?"
"No, I can't. My fasthma is acting up!"
"Uhh, I think I'm gonna go eat a twinkie."
"No, I can't. My fasthma is acting up!"
"Uhh, I think I'm gonna go eat a twinkie."
fasthma by Jump_girl_jump May 19, 2006
Fatstimate
To estimate the level of fat in a person, animal, or other object that might contain lard, lumpish, or tubby properties.
$1750 divided by $5? That means you're like... 800 pounds! (Or something like that. I'm too lazy to do maths right now). I guess for now I can just fatstimate it.
Fatstimate by nonrate August 31, 2018
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.