Fartriliquist
Fartriliquist by Joe & Trev January 31, 2009
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fartriloquist
Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
fartriloquist by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011
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fartriliquism
The art of farting near someone in a large group and making it appear that somone else in the group is the farter. This is a very hard art to perfect and can result in many pairs of ruined underwear
fartriliquism by AXOMAN June 3, 2007
Farttriloquist
The ability to fart in the vicinity of others and make it sound like it came from someone else in the group.
Farttriloquist by Barney ruble October 21, 2012
fartriloquist
The dad yelled at his son, "did you shit" after the fartriloquist in Walmart completed his performance.
fartriloquist by dj1 September 24, 2011
Fartriloquist
One who projects flatulence in such a manner so as to create the appearance that said flatulence (and ensuing aroma) was the product of an unknowing, and normally unsuspecting, third party.
Steve: You stink!
Chuck: Wasn't me.
Chad: Wasn't me either...
Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.
Chuck: Wasn't me.
Chad: Wasn't me either...
Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.
Fartriloquist by Everyone But Steve... May 14, 2008
Fartriloquist
1. One who has the ability to 'throw' their farts. Thus misdirecting the source of the smell and absolving themselves of any blame;
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.
John: Who the eff farted?! Was that you Steve?
Steve: No, it was that guy Danny over there in the corner. He's an expert Fartriloquist.
Steve: No, it was that guy Danny over there in the corner. He's an expert Fartriloquist.
Fartriloquist by Pete Pete Pete March 4, 2011
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