Fartootled

When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.

I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!

by gorgeousgeorge83 September 1, 2009

fatootsed

Driven to distraction; colossally frustrated; a combination of being worn out from -- and pissed off by -- the offending person or circumstances.
Root: Yiddish?

Even though she provided tangible proof, the final decision was not in her favor; she was entirely fatootsed by the entire episode, and vowed to put it -- and all its associated michegaas -- behind her and move on.

by neologista January 21, 2009

fambootled

Confused and or fucked up

Bitch tf u got me fambootled ...

by kidd smoove6969 April 8, 2015

Fartooted

Audible fart heard by another person

oh yuck did you fart?

No I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

fartoodle

a fartoodle is when you eat noodles and fart

dude
what
want some noodles
sure
here you go
thanks
yum yum yum farts
you just did a fortoodle
a fartoodle is a fart caused by noodles

by top 10 funny females April 29, 2022

fartoogle

all the unwanted and unrelated hits that you get from a search engine

I was trying to google the new terminator movie and all i got was a bunch of fartoogle.

by spinerazor clothing May 21, 2009

fartooted

Fart, preferably a smelly silent one.

Person one: what’s that smell?
Person two: I fartooted

Sorry everyone I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023