fatootsed

Driven to distraction; colossally frustrated; a combination of being worn out from -- and pissed off by -- the offending person or circumstances.
Root: Yiddish?

Even though she provided tangible proof, the final decision was not in her favor; she was entirely fatootsed by the entire episode, and vowed to put it -- and all its associated michegaas -- behind her and move on.

by neologista January 21, 2009

Fartooted

Audible fart heard by another person

oh yuck did you fart?

No I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

Fartootled

When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.

I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!

by gorgeousgeorge83 September 1, 2009

fartooted

Fart, preferably a smelly silent one.

Person one: what’s that smell?
Person two: I fartooted

Sorry everyone I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

Fatootie

Someone who grabs items or objects with their toes.

“You are a fatootie”
“You have fatooties”
“Fatooties are very talented for what they do”

by NavaLene September 14, 2023