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fartocracy

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.
I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.
by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008
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Fartocracy

A globally recognised form of government which has been steadily rising in popularity - popular social media influencer DougDoug (on YouTube and Twitch) has a video with an in-depth video about the fartocracy
The fartocracy is our great nations form of government!
by xllm3 April 15, 2023
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fapocracy

A government structure in which the man with the most dominant masturbatory style becomes the ruler.
John attempted to take over the Fapocracy from Steven, but his fapadextrious moves were no match for Steven's fapalanche.
by AMOTION March 21, 2014
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Fitocracy

A website designed to bring Fitness and Video games together to create a competitive fitness based social networking website.
"I just earned 505 points for my workout on Fitocracy!"

"You should try Fitocracy, it actually succeeded where the Nintendo Wii Failed"

"I need 10 more points to level up on Fitocracy!!!"
by Little_miss September 12, 2012
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farceocracy

farcacious{ an act which is by essence false, deceptive and a lie

farceter { one who acts farcaciously or deceptively }

noun

is when the prevailing mode and rule of the day within the halls of the government of a society, is in its entirety saturated with lies, deception and intrigue.
" Any government which acts in direct paradox with the values, principles and objectives that which it overtly proclaims. Any such government or state is by default a farceocracy.
by Baron Neville December 3, 2016
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fearocracy

governing through fear while posing as a democracy
If Fox News has it's way, we'll live in a fearocracy again, just like with Bush.
by clattercrashcrack March 11, 2011
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Fitocracy

1.) An online fitness community combining latent gamer tendencies with popular health and fitness regimes and trends with the purpose of creating an unstoppable army of freakishly fit nerds that do a lot of virtual fist-bumping.

2.) An amalgamation of the terms "Fitness", "Ocular" and "Racy" that describes an online social health and fitness-minded community of individuals who work out and take pictures of themselves mostly naked so as to show others, gain followers, and thus become propular. Also see "fitness pr0n".
1.) "Dude, I just leveled up by completing this quest AND I earned an achievement!" "Are you playing Skyrim?" "Pfff...NO! I'm playing Fitocracy, so now I LOOK like the guy in Skyrim!" "No way!" /fistbumpRLprops

2.) "What does NSFW mean?" "I forget..." clicky "Holy crap did you see that guy/girl's {insert flexed/shapely body part of choice}?!" "Yeah. Wow. We should follow that person and start doing squats. Right now."
by ChalkBeard September 18, 2012
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