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fartocracy 

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.
I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.
fartocracy by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008
A government structure in which the man with the most dominant masturbatory style becomes the ruler.
John attempted to take over the Fapocracy from Steven, but his fapadextrious moves were no match for Steven's fapalanche.
fapocracy by AMOTION March 21, 2014

Fitocracy 

A website designed to bring Fitness and Video games together to create a competitive fitness based social networking website.
"I just earned 505 points for my workout on Fitocracy!"

"You should try Fitocracy, it actually succeeded where the Nintendo Wii Failed"

"I need 10 more points to level up on Fitocracy!!!"
Fitocracy by Little_miss September 12, 2012

fearocracy 

governing through fear while posing as a democracy
If Fox News has it's way, we'll live in a fearocracy again, just like with Bush.
fearocracy by clattercrashcrack March 11, 2011

Fitocracy 

1.) An online fitness community combining latent gamer tendencies with popular health and fitness regimes and trends with the purpose of creating an unstoppable army of freakishly fit nerds that do a lot of virtual fist-bumping.

2.) An amalgamation of the terms "Fitness", "Ocular" and "Racy" that describes an online social health and fitness-minded community of individuals who work out and take pictures of themselves mostly naked so as to show others, gain followers, and thus become propular. Also see "fitness pr0n".
1.) "Dude, I just leveled up by completing this quest AND I earned an achievement!" "Are you playing Skyrim?" "Pfff...NO! I'm playing Fitocracy, so now I LOOK like the guy in Skyrim!" "No way!" /fistbumpRLprops

2.) "What does NSFW mean?" "I forget..." clicky "Holy crap did you see that guy/girl's {insert flexed/shapely body part of choice}?!" "Yeah. Wow. We should follow that person and start doing squats. Right now."
Fitocracy by ChalkBeard September 18, 2012

fauxmocracy 

1. A democracy that is not a real democracy, but the illusion of one.
2. A political system with some aspects of democracy, but not a full-fledged one.

Examples of this are: totalitarian dictatorships that hold show trials and rigged elections, or countries like the United States that have aspects like the Electoral College as safeguards against a true democracy.
Many people feel America is a fauxmocracy because the electoral college has too much power.
Those elections have been rigged for the last 5 years. Talk about a fauxmocracy!
The people themselves can't vote on laws, thats such a fauxmocracy.
fauxmocracy by Christina S January 9, 2008