Fitocracy

A website designed to bring Fitness and Video games together to create a competitive fitness based social networking website.

"I just earned 505 points for my workout on Fitocracy!"

"You should try Fitocracy, it actually succeeded where the Nintendo Wii Failed"

"I need 10 more points to level up on Fitocracy!!!"

by Little_miss September 12, 2012

Fitocracy

1.) An online fitness community combining latent gamer tendencies with popular health and fitness regimes and trends with the purpose of creating an unstoppable army of freakishly fit nerds that do a lot of virtual fist-bumping.

2.) An amalgamation of the terms "Fitness", "Ocular" and "Racy" that describes an online social health and fitness-minded community of individuals who work out and take pictures of themselves mostly naked so as to show others, gain followers, and thus become propular. Also see "fitness pr0n".

1.) "Dude, I just leveled up by completing this quest AND I earned an achievement!" "Are you playing Skyrim?" "Pfff...NO! I'm playing Fitocracy, so now I LOOK like the guy in Skyrim!" "No way!" /fistbumpRLprops

2.) "What does NSFW mean?" "I forget..." clicky "Holy crap did you see that guy/girl's {insert flexed/shapely body part of choice}?!" "Yeah. Wow. We should follow that person and start doing squats. Right now."

by ChalkBeard September 18, 2012

fitocracy

Fitocracy - a social network where white knights who don't lift trade foreveralone fist bumps with women who pretends to lift.

Jokes aside, seriously supportive community.

Flowchart of of DYEL fitocrat male:

1. Look! HAES teenage girl barbell lounges 315lbs for reps on fitocracy.

2. Give props because that's totally plausible and there's a deceptively hot myspace photo.

by cwjzhnxx January 16, 2013

fartocracy

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.

I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.

by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008

fapocracy

A government structure in which the man with the most dominant masturbatory style becomes the ruler.

John attempted to take over the Fapocracy from Steven, but his fapadextrious moves were no match for Steven's fapalanche.

by AMOTION March 21, 2014

futacracy

A system of government similar to matriarchy or patriarchy except in a futacracy the futanaris are the privileged members of society

We like in a futacracy

by Poop spoon man April 1, 2021

Femocracy

A spiteful group of misandrists and toxic feminists who aim to brainwash their audience into believing that Men are the root of all evil.

Deliberately attacks masculinity & hijacks the feminist narrative to spread false propaganda. Seeks to overthrow Democracy and replace it with a Marxist Utopia

Typically associated with the Gynarchy and Matriarchy hate movements.

The Femocracy will overthrow the capitalist democratic form over government and install a matriarchy where only women can rule in absolute tyranny.

by Rainer Khan August 26, 2020