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fart muffin 

to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.
Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.
fart muffin by CPE-33 April 28, 2006

fagamuffin

n.
1) One who is not highly viewed upon by one's peers;
2)Term of contempt and/or disbelief of an action.

Not to be confused with 'fag' or faggot'
Susie: I dislike that Wes H..
Johnny: I must concur. That kid is such a fagamuffin.
fagamuffin by jack_hendley November 22, 2003

frasmuffin 

Frasmuffin is a male minecraft player that is an absolute god at pvp.
Saying : "this guy is so frasmuffin at pvp"
is the same as: "this guy is sooooooooo good at pvp"
frasmuffin by ohef March 15, 2017

Fanmuffin 

A combination of a Fangirl (or fanboy) and a twatmuffin. Generally close minded overzealous fans who - upon realizing they can't win an argument - result to insults and general asshattery.
Guy one: Did you see that guy's rant on how 'awesome' Sephiroth is?

Guy two: Yeah he's a complete fanmuffin.
Fanmuffin by Kahn Iceay February 10, 2010
A person who is too faggalicious to be expressed with jsut the fag word, therefore the word muffin has to be added which means the person is baked to be a big fag... therefore the person is a fagmuffin...
JACK IS A FUCKNIG FAGMUFFIN WhO FUCKS WITH OTHER FAGMUFFINS SUCH AS MR.FAGMUFFIN... STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! GO GET MORE ICING U JEWISH FAG MUFFIN!!!!!
FagMuffin by ChiggaCheenkerKenny December 16, 2004
One who is queer and is lacking nuts.
Diane and Jase are such fagmuffins!
fagmuffin by Xenon Hot Xenon May 31, 2006