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Fanmuffin 

A combination of a Fangirl (or fanboy) and a twatmuffin. Generally close minded overzealous fans who - upon realizing they can't win an argument - result to insults and general asshattery.
Guy one: Did you see that guy's rant on how 'awesome' Sephiroth is?

Guy two: Yeah he's a complete fanmuffin.
Fanmuffin by Kahn Iceay February 10, 2010
A person who is too faggalicious to be expressed with jsut the fag word, therefore the word muffin has to be added which means the person is baked to be a big fag... therefore the person is a fagmuffin...
JACK IS A FUCKNIG FAGMUFFIN WhO FUCKS WITH OTHER FAGMUFFINS SUCH AS MR.FAGMUFFIN... STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! GO GET MORE ICING U JEWISH FAG MUFFIN!!!!!
FagMuffin by ChiggaCheenkerKenny December 16, 2004
One who is queer and is lacking nuts.
Diane and Jase are such fagmuffins!
fagmuffin by Xenon Hot Xenon May 31, 2006
somebody who is a fag and a muffin at the samee timee.
joelle: hey that muffin looks fagtarded.
fab: why yes it does.
riss: zomg its fagmuffin.
all 3: woahhhhhh.
fagmuffin by fabsicles May 21, 2008

fopmuffin 

A completely awesome word that should be used by every single person in everyday conversation. A combination of the words "fop" and "muffin," it does NOT refer to a muffin who acts British. In a certain poor quality dictionary, the word foppish was defined as "of, or relating to, a fop." The word "fop" was not present in said dictionary. Though the word originated as a censor to a certain other word that begins with f, its use is almost unlimited!
Dude: Like I was justa chillin' in my crib. ;P
Girl: What the fopmuffin?

Dude: *stops talking for a several minutes on IM*
Girl: FOPMUFFIN!
Dude: Was that said for a reason, or does it just mean "SPEAK!"?
Girl: The latter. :P
fopmuffin by Rosella500 September 24, 2006

Fartmuffin

someone who brings an unpleasant vibe into an already good atmosphere
What a fartmuffin, he just killed the entire party
Fartmuffin by RichForever November 20, 2017
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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