Fartmonkey

A small monkey that eats your fart so your company doesn't get pissed off

Dude my ass smells, just get a bitch ass fartmonkey

by AlecLEE41 July 30, 2022

Cartmonkey

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.

He's a cartmonkey at the super store.

by cartmonkey October 23, 2004

fart monkey

term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.

Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.

by Peter Thaddeus June 1, 2006

Failmonkey

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.

Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.

by Mellrocks November 1, 2012

fartmonger

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.

He is such a fartmonger.

by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

Fagmonkey

1.A person who is not only a fag but also has the IQ of a monkey.

See josh over there? he tried to bang a blender.
What a fagmonkey.

by ig88b1 October 15, 2007

facemonkey

A monkey's face

Look at that facemonkey on that monkey!

by Ashabeth October 30, 2008