fustmonkey 

One who enthusiastically partakes of foul activites, such as licking up a smelly poo/spunk mixture such as may dribble out of a Michael Barrymore's poop chute.

Hey look at Tom, he's such a fustmonkey.

fustmonkey by Jum March 18, 2003

dustmonkey 

1.someone who has had it, needs to stick a fork in it, has hit rock bottom, needs to go home and get some sleep, put the pipe down and find a hole and crawl in it.
2.someone who is not in their right mind and acts like it. acts with no regard, especially in public.
3.a person that looks like sh*t because of their own lack of self respect
4.also the name of an underground clothing label from los angeles

"look at her, she is coming down all over the place,her hair looks like shit,smells like yesterday, head all swollen, somebody take that DUSTMONKEY home and don't give her anymore shit!"

dustmonkey by spacebiscuit213 November 1, 2007

fuckmonkey 

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

FUCKMONKEY 

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

FUCKMONKEY by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys 

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

fuckmonkeys by Andrew March 18, 2005

Fugymonkey 

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkker

You mother fugymonkey

Fugymonkey by XD—-LOLOLOL December 12, 2019