Fartinshat

The most handsome and based and sigma and shrigma and morbed up man you could ever imagine.

Bob: "Hey Fartinshat! Lookin' good!"
Fartinshat: "Thanks."
Woman:"Oh Fartinshat... You're so handsome"
Fartinshat: "Shut up, woman."
Woman:"oooohhh" *faints*

by Basically bob June 25, 2022

Fartisha

Farts a lot but is usually a really nice person. They can be very sensitive sometimes and can let their anger out at you. This doesn’t happen very often though. Fartisha’s tend to be very trendy and have a great fashion sense. If you are friends with a Fartisha, she will always be there for you.

“Wow, Fartisha has been my friend for 5 years!”
“She yelled at me for no reason”
“Oh, I’m sure she didn’t mean it.”

by Ivyaday appba November 10, 2020

fartinator

a person with super fart powers

ohh nooo who will save us now
never fear fartinator is here

by michaelangelo davidson cortez bum rootin tootin id September 20, 2003

Fartinator

A supernatural EVIL human being who has the power to make others whither and choke on the floor in a matter of seconds. He/She has a kool cape, chinky eyes, and is short in size. He/She likes to live in tight airless rooms, for they enjoy the sight of puny mortals die. There is 0 to no chance that you can survive his/her deadly gas. Even if you combine Batman, Spiderpig, Spiderman, and Naruto all together they will surely not win. He/She fuels on durian, eggs, beans and carbonated soda. The whole world will die from his/her fart when it spreads across the world in 2012. Yes, all of those phony remarks about the Mayan calander is fake.

Random Person: HAHAHAHAHA LOL U HAVE CHINK EYES AND WTF IS WITH THAT STUPID CAPE?! LOL AHAHHAHAHHAHA

Fartinator: W.T.F HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CAPE AND EYES!!!!! (Uses concentrated super fart)

(Random Person withers the ground choking and dies 10 seconds later)

Fartinator: MUAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR INSULTING MY CAPE!

by The Kool Asian (A.K.A. Dayo) September 6, 2009

Fartinate

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.

Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008

fartishta

A girl that smells like cat food; is most likely afghan; and has annoying siblings.

Omg did you that girl over there? She’s such a Fartishta

by Sha_ziyah January 1, 2023

fartishiticularity

when u fart theres a chances of it being shit
fartishiticularity is the word thats used to tell how likely u will shart
u can gamble with ur fartishiticularity by farting while having diarrhoea (fartacasinosisoshitafafartfanarticousity) which if u fart u will feel better but if u shart u have to clean it

"if u use this medicine there a likely fartishiticularity of 74/100"

by Glitchernox January 16, 2026