Fartinate

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.

Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

fartnite

That crap game.

Fartnite.

by KimJongUnsNuke May 31, 2018

Faxxinated

When someone is saying some big fax, and previously never did such a thing.

He used to cap all the time, but now he’s faxxinated and can’t say nun wrong.

by Hungryjack101 March 30, 2021

fartipation

When you are bloated and need to fart but can’t.

I feel bloated and really need to fart but I can’t. I think I have fartipation.

by Sheep on fire March 9, 2018

fartnite

CORRECT spelling of that game.

Person 1: "Hello, friend. Do you want to play fortnite with me?"
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."

by Eoin195314235r1245 March 20, 2019

Fartnite

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other

I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.

by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018