A supernatural EVIL human being who has the power to make others whither and choke on the floor in a matter of seconds. He/She has a kool cape, chinky eyes, and is short in size. He/She likes to live in tight airless rooms, for they enjoy the sight of puny mortals die. There is 0 to no chance that you can survive his/her deadly gas. Even if you combine Batman, Spiderpig, Spiderman, and Naruto all together they will surely not win. He/She fuels on durian, eggs, beans and carbonated soda. The whole world will die from his/her fart when it spreads across the world in 2012. Yes, all of those phony remarks about the Mayan calander is fake.
Random Person: HAHAHAHAHA LOL U HAVE CHINK EYES AND WTF IS WITH THAT STUPID CAPE?! LOL AHAHHAHAHHAHA
Fartinator: W.T.F HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CAPE AND EYES!!!!! (Uses concentrated super fart)
(Random Person withers the ground choking and dies 10 seconds later)
Fartinator: MUAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR INSULTING MY CAPE!
Fartinator: W.T.F HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CAPE AND EYES!!!!! (Uses concentrated super fart)
(Random Person withers the ground choking and dies 10 seconds later)
Fartinator: MUAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR INSULTING MY CAPE!
by The Kool Asian (A.K.A. Dayo) September 06, 2009
by michaelangelo davidson cortez bum rootin tootin id September 20, 2003
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That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.
Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 02, 2008
by 9 Cider May 14, 2010
One (male or female) who takes it in the ass often and subsequently has a very loose asshole. When they fart, the looseness is very noticeable.
by antipop221 November 12, 2011
by Jorrey February 23, 2014