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FARTINKLE 

when you have to take a piss and then you fart and a little piss comes out
"Dude, did you just schart yourself? No I fartinkled myself!"
FARTINKLE by 2doemac February 15, 2013
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Fartinkle 

The act of farting and tickleling yourself at the same time.
Ever since I have been pregrant I fartinkle Everytime someone makes me laugh
Fartinkle by Yoloswagginsbro December 30, 2019

Fartinkle Crunk 

A type of person who is drunk and is peeing all the time
Bro my dad is such a Fartinkle Crunk
Fartinkle Crunk by Aldishit January 13, 2025

Fartilepsy 

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.
Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.
Fartilepsy by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

fartinger 

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.
The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.
fartinger by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Farticules 

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.
Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.
Farticules by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010
A happier and funnier version of the word penis.
The clown gently dropped his trouses, revealing an extraordinary fadinkle.
Fadinkle by FatherJosh October 22, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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