FARTINKLE

when you have to take a piss and then you fart and a little piss comes out

"Dude, did you just schart yourself? No I fartinkled myself!"

by 2doemac February 15, 2013

Fartinkle

The act of farting and tickleling yourself at the same time.

Ever since I have been pregrant I fartinkle Everytime someone makes me laugh

by Yoloswagginsbro December 30, 2019

Fartinkle Crunk

A type of person who is drunk and is peeing all the time

Bro my dad is such a Fartinkle Crunk

by Aldishit January 13, 2025

Fartilepsy

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.

Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Farticules

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.

Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.

by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010

Fadinkle

A happier and funnier version of the word penis.

The clown gently dropped his trouses, revealing an extraordinary fadinkle.

by FatherJosh October 22, 2006