Fartext 

A situation that happens when you leave your phone in your back pocket unlocked and your ass decides to send text for you either caused by swamp ass or farting

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that text.. I fartexted you by accident..

Fartext by SmokinRez August 26, 2013

FARTeth 

The Old English word for "fart." A fart comes out of your butthole and fumigates the surrounding area, destroying any life in a three-mile radius.

I shall farteth upon thy head.

FARTeth by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Fartectomy 

A sexual act in which both participants spread their buttcheeks apart and fart into each other.

Yeh last night was special we performed a fartectomym

Fartectomy by Mierz June 27, 2017

fartex 

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

fartex by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Fartesticles 

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.

Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...

Fartesticles by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

fartex 

a fart that happens while youre having sex

He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex

fartex by Suzallory November 1, 2003

fartet 

a fartet or fartette is an ensemble of four farters simultaneously playing their instrument.

Today in empty subway those guys were 'playing' really loud in a fartet.

fartet by FarthensMartens May 11, 2020