fartex

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

fartex

a fart that happens while youre having sex

He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex

by Suzallory November 01, 2003