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Peado fantasist 

A term to describe someone who fantasises pedophilia without any credible evidence to support their fantasies. It's almost like they want pedophilia to have happened; even when all evidence suggest otherwise.
Stop being such a peado fantasist. It's disgusting.
Peado fantasist by commonsense_ February 26, 2022

Lofty the fantasist 

A person by that name who On a daily basis gets up to begin there daily routine of Being a fantasist and thinking everything they say is true but in reality it’s all a fantasy in there little warped mind
Oh dear lofty the fantasist is at it again trying to make people believe his fantasy stories

mullet fantasia 

The state of ignorant bliss one lives in when they have a mullet and truly believe it is, or ever was, in style.
Toothless Sally must be living in some kind of mullet fantasia if she thinks that haircut looks good.
mullet fantasia by Jim Sammartino October 3, 2008

Fantastistical 

1. The state of having many mad skillz.
2. Beyond fantastic
3. Good beyond belief, unreal
Statement that works in conjunction with the example:
*Anna has many great skillz*

Doug: Anna, you are a fantastistical person, and the best companion anybody could ask for.
To imagine sexual things about someone. The fantasy is usually as detailed as possible.
I can't help but fantasize about Jeanie! She's just so hard!
fantasize by so pro February 25, 2011
A girl whose beyond beautiful and incredibly intelligent. Shes a bit shy at first but when you get to know her shes a great person and you can always have a great time with her around. "Something fantastic"
Ay dude that girl's so cool,she's a definite Fantasia, man.
Fantasia by TheyCallMeLegend August 27, 2011
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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