Farlumping 

A fart with an involuntary follow through. Trying to discreetly let one go with the result not so discreet, you can’t leave the room as everyone will know it’s you, you're ‘Farlumped’ as you need to dispose of the lump before everyone KNOWS it’s you. Farlumping becomes more frequent as you get older, be careful.

Excuse me gentlemen, I need the ladies, I think I’ve been Farlumping in my leggings.

Farlumping by The Knapster January 7, 2022

Flumping 

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

Flumping by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

Flumping Crumpet by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022

frumping 

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.

Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.

frumping by PMax March 9, 2008

Frumping 

The attitude that often comes with Frump. Frumppy girls usually have bad attitudes, make gross frump faces of being upset(typically pursing/curling the lips the frumpier the state) and speak with a nasal tone which increases with level of frump. Frump can be used for girls and guys.

John: Why is Janice frumping to hard today?
Jill: She got a D on Calc, so she is frumping a little more than usual.

Frumping by not DMillz December 30, 2008

frumping 

It is when the penis is semi erect and is still able to flap around you slap your sexual partner with it while releasing cemin.

Frump me daddy harder. over time oh yeaaa. Frumping frump you are pretty much slap boxing with a penis

frumping by logtubatoaster1997 February 6, 2017

Frumping 

The act of smelling a females bike seat after frequent sweaty use.

Drew went frumping around the local park.

Frumping by Ted_Nugent August 21, 2009